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#1 2011-10-19 17:28:30

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H.U.L.C : A human horse's dream !

HULC stands for Human Universal Load Carrier, a battery activated exoskeleton stuffed with electronics, micro-chips etc ... which allows a man to carry up to 100 kg at a 4 km per hour speed with a 5 hours autonomy ! It was developped by Lockheed Martin for the US army, but, to the best of my knowledge, it is still in the development phase. A French company has developped a similar collaborative robot ( Co-bot), called Hercules, currently presented at the "Milipol" show in Paris, which should be launched next year, and sold at 20 000 Euros retail price ....

Sure, it is a bit expensive, but look : You can now  carry a rider for hours on your shoulders, in all terrain, uphill, downhill, you can walk, trot, RUN, truely RUN, with a 100 kg load on your shoulders.... And at the end of the day, you'll be hardly more tired than if you did all that with no load at all on your back ! I understand that somehow, you'll have to kind of "pull" those 100 kg, but it seems that the HULC, or the Hercules, will also assist your moves, so that the required effort might be consistently reduced, maybe be comparable with the effort required to push a cart in the supermarket ! So, if, for instance, you usually run a Marathon in, say, 4 hours, you will be able to run the same Marathon in the same time, but with your 60 kg GF on your shoulders !!!!!   

And, as regards offering your shoulders to your preferred GF during concerts ... There is no more limits ! She will be sitting on you, but you will wear nothing ! If you can stand, She can stay on !

Why don't you google HULC and view a video of that military invention, which is, to me, a real human horse's dream come true ! I will certainly order one to Santa Claus .... smile

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#2 2011-10-19 18:03:51

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Re: H.U.L.C : A human horse's dream !

it would be a dream that this kind of thing be commercial at the future

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#3 2011-10-21 23:25:33

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Re: H.U.L.C : A human horse's dream !

Would it be possible to order a couple for Passion?


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#4 2011-10-22 09:31:59

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Re: H.U.L.C : A human horse's dream !

Hi, Mastadon !  It's not Passion, but Her preferred horse who should be awarded a collaborative robot ! The American HULC model is designed precisely to Her requirements : 200 pounds. And I understand that with Hulc's assistance, even old horses like you or me could carry Passion at a 10 MpH speed, for as long and as far as She might require !!!!

Would You like it, Passion ?

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#5 2011-10-22 16:34:36

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Re: H.U.L.C : A human horse's dream !

Yes you are right-Have just watched a presentation on utube-it would be ideal for the purpose-you could run a marathon with Passion in under 4 hours-there might have to be some slight changes to allow for a comfortable seat-a good idea.we should start to save our Euro's (allowing for the fact that the Euro lasts that long)


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#6 2011-10-22 23:51:14

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Re: H.U.L.C : A human horse's dream !

Why are you both going on about my weight and being so horrible?

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#7 2011-10-23 09:27:02

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Re: H.U.L.C : A human horse's dream !

I can't speak for mastadon, but as far as I am concerned, I love Your weight, Madame ! And I would love it even more if I could be Your horse, if only because, while it increases the challenge, it also enhances the pleasure to be

Your beast of burden

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#8 2011-10-23 09:41:38

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Re: H.U.L.C : A human horse's dream !

mastadon777 wrote:

Yes you are right-Have just watched a presentation on utube-it would be ideal for the purpose-you could run a marathon with Passion in under 4 hours-there might have to be some slight changes to allow for a comfortable seat-a good idea.we should start to save our Euro's (allowing for the fact that the Euro lasts that long)

Mastadon ..... You are a pessimistic Euro-skeptical roastbeef .....! I am an optimistic Eurofanatic frog ......... ! But the world would be a lot more boring if all of a sudden, the roastbeefs and the frogs started to think alike .... I bet 100 GBP's on Euro's future !

But I'm sure we also have a lot of points in common though : We both love this HULC invention, we both hope it will make us great horses for Passion some day, and we both pray to see the XV of France defeating the Kiwis to-day, in Eden Park ! Allez, la France ! I bet 10 Euros on our victory ....

Hey, I'm a true patriot !!!!!!  smile

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#9 2011-10-23 16:05:17

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Re: H.U.L.C : A human horse's dream !

Hi Sorry to say you have just lost 10 eu's but it was a good game + as to the Euro we will have to see what happens this week-mind you Cameron is there to help you.
Your last sentence-could not quite read it-was it parrot or patriot


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#10 2011-10-23 22:30:04

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Re: H.U.L.C : A human horse's dream !

Should the HULC be renamed the Passion Wagon?


Pisces

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#11 2011-10-23 23:41:42

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Re: H.U.L.C : A human horse's dream !

Masterdon, you appear to be obsessed with me? What your problem is I'm not sure.

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#12 2011-10-24 18:19:49

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Re: H.U.L.C : A human horse's dream !

mastadon777 wrote:

Hi Sorry to say you have just lost 10 eu's but it was a good game + as to the Euro we will have to see what happens this week-mind you Cameron is there to help you.
Your last sentence-could not quite read it-was it parrot or patriot

Yeah, I lost, virtually, a handful of Euros, but it was a very good game, and eventually a very narrow victory for the Blacks ! Especially keeping in mind that they said, before the game, that the French team was a bunch of inconstant turkey-cocks ... Winning by just one point against such a poor team, is nearly shameful .....

Mastadon, you should consider consulting for your eyes ... I didn't write parrot, I wrote turkey-male organ, well, or just male organ, maybe... Didn't I ?

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#13 2011-10-25 14:21:55

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Re: H.U.L.C : A human horse's dream !

Passion-Obsession NO-Lust NO -just a consuming desire for the truth.
 
Equidium-As for your eyes-I dont know-perhaps further investigation might help -I could recommend a good man-a vet.


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#14 2011-10-25 19:29:17

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Re: H.U.L.C : A human horse's dream !

Why would I need to lie about being a female?

I have offered to let you ring me, see me on web cam, etc.

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#15 2011-10-25 19:54:34

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Re: H.U.L.C : A human horse's dream !

Any one can answer the phone--people want to meet you.Well?


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#16 2012-08-24 10:10:01

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Re: H.U.L.C : A human horse's dream !

Where's the fun if you don't feel the weight?

The whole point is to serve women by giving them comfort and pleasure at the expense of your own effort. And the biggest reward is to perceive their feeling of power over you... as they push you to give more just when you get tired!

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#17 2012-08-24 15:23:31

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Re: H.U.L.C : A human horse's dream !

centaur wrote:

Where's the fun if you don't feel the weight?

The whole point is to serve women by giving them comfort and pleasure at the expense of your own effort. And the biggest reward is to perceive their feeling of power over you... as they push you to give more just when you get tired!

I agree with you, although not 100% ... First, I believe that there is still a lot of fun even if you don't feel the weight, if only because you're still giving Her pleasure and leisure while you keep straining for Her : She doesn't have to walk, She just sits and enjoys while you walk and run FOR Her! She enjoys, you endure!
But also, being Her horse, even with that HULK, means that you momentarily relinquish  your free will, thus empowering your ridress and committing yourself to Her full service, as long as you're Her horse, and that subservience is also, for many of us, a major source of satisfaction.

Last, it's often been advocated here that the very feeling of a Female crotch on our necks is also a major source of contentment smile

So, the only problem is that you don't feel the weight ... Well, I understand that some of the weight is still felt by the carrier, but anyway, I believe that this lack of weight perception can be easily offset by the dramatically increased length of the rides : To-day you carry your GF for, typically, half an hour if you're young strong and well trained.. To-morrow with the help of HULK, you'll carry Her for hours! This increased capacity will change the very nature of the rides, and possibly, of your relation with your GF : You might be increasingly perceived, and used, as a true efficient transportation mean or sitting piece of furniture ... And, I don't know how you'd feel about it, but, to me, it would be heaven on earth !!!!

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#18 2012-09-04 23:38:52

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Re: H.U.L.C : A human horse's dream !

I'm not entirely convinced.

I love the idea of being ridden for hours, but if I feel like there's no additional weight on my shoulders, then my rider is effectively riding the HULK. It's like she's driving a car or something else.

Perhaps the "solution" could be to gradually activate the HULK as I get tired, this way flirting with the limit of my resistance for a long time without (hopefully) ever getting completely exhausted.

How does it sound?

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#19 2012-09-05 17:50:10

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Re: H.U.L.C : A human horse's dream !

That sounds good to me ! Another possibility could be to have the Hulc permanently adjusted for only a part, say 50%, of the rider's weight. So you will be carrying a weight, but as it will be 50% lighter, you should be able to carry it, not twice as long, but more probably 3 or 4 times longer !

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