Ultimate shoulder rides

My love of shoulder rides appeared late in life as a result of an answered newspaper ad...

I had found myself like so many other people seriously strapped for cash and had answered an ad in the local paper for a bartender.  I had done that in the past and enjoyed it so I thought it would be easy money but only realized it was a strip club when I showed up for the interview-long story short I was hired and found myself in a strip club surrounded by naked women and blasting, crappy music. One of the dancers was a Lithuanian woman named Cara. She had shoulder-length black hair, natural (but nice) tits about the size of cantelopes I guess and a landing strip shaved female organ.  I wouldn't call her fat but more like "thick". She was also older than alot of the other dancers-in her late thirties. (I was only twenty three at the time) We became friends-not best pals but enough where she told me a little bit about her personal life: raising a young child by herself after loser husband dumped her, growing up dirt poor in Lithuania, etc.) Her English was good but not perfect and alot of the other girls made fun of her about it.
One night-about two months after I started-we were closing up the bar and she asked if she could speak to me.
"I have an idea that would be funny". she said. "When you tend the bar I sit on you." She laughed but I did not know what she meant.
"Sit on me?" I asked.
"Yeah I sit up on top your shoulder."
"Up on my shoulders while I help the customers" I asked.
"Yes! It be really funny and we have fun!" She laughed-she thought it was a great idea.
I agreed to it not having ever done anything like that before and she told me that after her dance set on stage was over she would do it.
"When I get off stage-be ready. I get right on you."
The next night she did her routine on stage which entailed her being nude except for a pair of black thigh-high leather boots. The instant the last song was over, she called to me and I sat down on the side of the stage like she told me.
She cupped both of her hands under my chin and swung her left leg over and then her right leg. With no warning, she then sat full force on my shoulders-her body making a smack sound against my neck as she did this. The first thing I feel is her pubic hair squashing square into the back of my neck (it felt wiry and abrasive) and her thick thighs enveloped around the sides of my head. When she sat down she let out this "UUHH" sound in a hissy voice like it felt good for her.
"Okay I on you good. Lift" she giggled. I placed my hands on her thighs to support her and with one big heave upwards I stood up. It was painful and wonderful at the same time. The feeling of her up on me like this was great but she was heavier than she looked. A few bar patrons saw this and pointed and laughed. One of the other strippers laughed and asked what we were doing.
To be continued...