Ultimate shoulder rides

who could be these actors and actresses? who could ride on whom? any idea?

mikkaelo wrote:

somebody has to make a movie with only shoulderriding.And every woman who acts in this movie should been carried on shoulders by a male actor. And in every scene of this movie there is a woman whos been carried on shoulders by an male actor . And every second in this movie theres another woman whos been carried on shoulders by an male actor.

Tthis is my greatest wish to seen such an movie

sorry for my bad english

from the greatest shoulderriding fan of all times

Just super.  They could call it Weird Fetish Film #3 and feature alongside movies that feature nothing but gut-flopping and paraplegic women crawling up stairs.

I have the same fantasy ! I often think of a Western film, where all horses would be human ... I think especially of a Western movie in which all heroes were, in fact, WOMEN .. It was the story of four girls who became more or less stage-coach robbers, if I remember well .. What a great human-horsed western movie it would be !!!!

The other movie is Sharon Stone’s “The Quick and the Dead” (1995. She was 36 years old)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NfRrEUz62Lw 
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hRDX1heoCig&feature=related 
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jmgJ_xbdrzw&feature=related,  since 3:33 I love the jingles. (I can’t understand them because is in german and I like to watch the scene). Riding scene since 8:25.

I wish I were Sharon Stone's horse.

Our friend Equidum told us about a Western movie in which all heroes were, in fact, WOMEN ... It was the story of four girls who became more or less stage-coach robbers

This movie has been "Bad Girls" (1994), 15 years ago, played by Madeleine Stowe, Mary Stuart Masterson, Andie MacDowell and Drew Barrymore:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hgt8aQOfUig&feature=related  Do you wish to be ridden by them?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HHEdvdN5jgI&feature=related 
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3F6H2Ya0D5g&feature=related  Riding scene at: 0:29 – 1:04 (none of us is like the coward horse at 0:43 -0:51, poor 36 years old Andie McDowell). I wish I were with them at 4:25 – 5:50 (and being ridden by 36 years old Madeleine Stowe at 5:41 – 5:49). I wish I played with Mistress Stowe at 6:53 – 7:31, like her horse.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ToVg1KR0Ku4  I wish I played with awesome 36 years old Madeleine Stowe (replacing her real horse) at 1:04 – 1:08, 1:16 -1:21 and obey her like her horse at 1:21
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uaVnCY8g7Q8&feature=related  I wish I played with 19 years old Drew Barrymore at 2:29 – 2:33 and at 2:52 – 3:02. I wish I played with 28 years old Mary Stuart Masterson at 5:35 – 6:12. Finally, there is a Riding scene at 6:45 – 7:07.

There are more scenes
Do you want them?
Do you want to watch them?

"caliente" is hot.
They make me turn on or excited.
They deserve to ride on me like their horse.
This is my favorite scene: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yDhGWIhxYyQ 
I've dreamt about being ridden by Salma like this scene (she sat astride on him)

femlifter52 wrote:

You know I would give anything to be ridden by Penelope Cruz or Selma Hayek. They are ,how do you say in spanish "caliente" ?

Thanks Cabllito, that's the movie I was looking for ! Bad girls is certainly not the best western I saw, but somehow it is by far the most exciting of all !!! If anyone in this forum has some connexions with Holywood industry, maybe he could suggest to shoot a new version of "Bad girls" with no natural horses any more, but human horses only !!!

What a great fantasm !

Nobody is superior and nobody is inferior, male and female are complementary and both are needed.

namaegaaru wrote:

ponyxwoman wrote:

mikkaelo wrote:

somebody has to make a movie with only shoulderriding.And every woman who acts in this movie should been carried on shoulders by a male actor. And in every scene of this movie there is a woman whos been carried on shoulders by an male actor . And every second in this movie theres another woman whos been carried on shoulders by an male actor.

Tthis is my greatest wish to seen such an movie

sorry for my bad english

from the greatest shoulderriding fan of all times

Ciao Friends

Good idea!

And the story behind can be a science finction like the following? A new world where males have less intelligence than actually, and women, as they are more sensitive to ecological side of life, use males for transportation? Not slavery or bdsm, but an interestic use of inferior males.

Inferior males? In your honest opinion or a wishful fantasy?  Adult human males known as men are superior in some ways to adult human females known as women and inferior in other ways. For example, on average, men dominate science, industry, business, government, politics, sports such as boxing, soccor, wrestling, etc., not women. This is world wide.  On the other hand, on average, women commit less crimes, do less violence, take better care of themselves, live longer and very often outsmart men. Sometimes women outperform men atheletically.  Women are usually better than men at charming others to cooperate. Women out perform men in college. 

What does it matter which is superior. They need each other for the human species to survive. May gals ride guys shoulders with much pleasure and joy for both.

Okay, my turn now.
A woman hops onto her boyfriend for a shoulder ride.  As they're playing like this, he starts running with her on his shoulders.  Gradually, as he's running, his face goes blank and the woman hears a beeping sound.  Blah blah blah dialogue, we find out that THERE'S A BOMB ON THE BOYFRIEND and if his speed drops below five miles per hour he will explode with the girl on top.
I'm still working on the scene in which the girl steers her boyfriend into a crowd of nuns.

-~Phantom~-

Speed (1994) played by 30 years old Sandra Bullock (in my dreams she is riding on Keanu Reeves's shoulders)
Speed 2 (1997) played by 33 years old Sandra Bullock (in my dreams she is riding on Jason Patrick's shoulders)
Sandra Bullock is one of my dreamed riders.

phantom wrote:

Okay, my turn now.
A woman hops onto her boyfriend for a shoulder ride.  As they're playing like this, he starts running with her on his shoulders.  Gradually, as he's running, his face goes blank and the woman hears a beeping sound.  Blah blah blah dialogue, we find out that THERE'S A BOMB ON THE BOYFRIEND and if his speed drops below five miles per hour he will explode with the girl on top.
I'm still working on the scene in which the girl steers her boyfriend into a crowd of nuns.

-~Phantom~-

phantom wrote:

Okay, my turn now.
A woman hops onto her boyfriend for a shoulder ride.  As they're playing like this, he starts running with her on his shoulders.  Gradually, as he's running, his face goes blank and the woman hears a beeping sound.  Blah blah blah dialogue, we find out that THERE'S A BOMB ON THE BOYFRIEND and if his speed drops below five miles per hour he will explode with the girl on top.
I'm still working on the scene in which the girl steers her boyfriend into a crowd of nuns.

-~Phantom~-

Misiulo wrote:

equidum wrote:

I have the same fantasy ! I often think of a Western film, where all horses would be human ... I think especially of a Western movie in which all heroes were, in fact, WOMEN .. It was the story of four girls who became more or less stage-coach robbers, if I remember well .. What a great human-horsed western movie it would be !!!!

Sounds interesting. I mean, Old West, I love the setting, but I'm sick and tired of all those bearded men in dirty overalls. I want to se more BANDIDAS bad girls riding men... you know, that in english the verb "to ride" by itself carries a strong sexual connotation :wink.

But there are certain difficulties that the script would have to overcome.

1. First, lt's say there is an area on the Wild west, that is without horses, (that would be like without any mechanical vehicles today.) but how to justify lack of horses ? Some law, some bizarre money and/or politics related twist of fate, sth like that? A group of young women stranded there. maybe they bear some grudge against the society, money is a good and flexible motive too - they may need money not out of greed, but maybe, like a typical western hero they just want to get out of there? (They're so bad but at the same time so lovable) and... they're outcasts.

3: The main difficulty is how can this believably work? I mean an unladen man, would probably be much faster than a man carrying a woman! Imagine them trying to catch a moving train like this. Could they run fast enough with their lady riders, without the whole thing turning into an unintentional comedy?  And then there will also be money to be carried... . I think if the men accept the role of coolies, carriers, they'd do it mainly for the women's pleasure as well as general stamina practice. And... gee, I cannot by any means aspire to be an expert in female psychology, but my instincts tell me this just cannot be entirely logical. The girl characters will have to be pretty crazy :>

3; How do they recruit the men to carry them? How do they control them? Let's say they CHARM them, boss them around and progressively enthrall them (women who look and act like S. Hayek, Cathrine Z. Jones, or Penelope Cruz could do a lot with most any guy) But I imagine they'd have to do rather strong selection; Not everyone would be fit for the role of a HORSE! And I resent the idea of their men being dumb animals. No, The men would need the looks and character as well, (if only to appeal to female audience.) They guys are very nice, but the Girls... they're stunning!

Hi, Misiulo


You raise a lot of very valid issues. But I think they can all be solved ...

1) Why no horses ? ...... Let's imagine a western a la "John Mc Cabe", not in the wild west, but rather in Alaska, for instance, four Women going out for gold, in a country with no train, no city, no horses ... They land there from a boat, with, say, six male retards, all mentally defective, but very strong men ... Four will be saddle-mules, two will carry the equipment ... 

2) How can it work ?  How many hours a day can a very strong, very well trained, man carry a Woman on his shoulders ? Asuming the men weigh 80 kg, all muscle, and the riders 55 kg ?     I'm sure they will do it quite a few hours ! (And I know they will, if they are provided with some smart drugs, like those they use in the Tour de France, for instance ... ...)

3) How to recruit the mules ? Well, in the movie they were "adopted" by those nice Woman in an asyleum, and were offered to change their imprisonment for a free life in the open ... I reality, they can be hired from this very forum, I'm sure !

So, Misiulo .. How about starting the  shooting, say, in a week or so ?

Equidum

I've had equine fantasies since I was a child (my childhood) too.

ponyxwoman wrote:

caballito wrote:

Nobody is superior and nobody is inferior, male and female are complementary and both are needed.

namaegaaru wrote:

Inferior males? In your honest opinion or a wishful fantasy?  Adult human males known as men are superior in some ways to adult human females known as women and inferior in other ways. For example, on average, men dominate science, industry, business, government, politics, sports such as boxing, soccor, wrestling, etc., not women. This is world wide.  On the other hand, on average, women commit less crimes, do less violence, take better care of themselves, live longer and very often outsmart men. Sometimes women outperform men atheletically.  Women are usually better than men at charming others to cooperate. Women out perform men in college. 

What does it matter which is superior. They need each other for the human species to survive. May gals ride guys shoulders with much pleasure and joy for both.

Ciao Friends

I will well explain myself. As I do much work to write english, excuse me for lack of clarity.

There is not moral or ethical questions: who is inferior and who is superior, etc.
My story is science finction: for example, there are human-like robot or androids in the reality? No, but this not prevent to have 'I robot' Asimov's story.
In my fantasy, young men and women land on a new planet that have minor gravity than that of Earth. The land damage almost all machinery. After landing the women realize that men suffer a mental regression, and furthermore they cannot procreate.  They have losen all their violence and are meek. Thus the women must have the command  but without any violence or domination on men; they have care of their misfortunate male friends. The women can have only girl child. The men can born only in a artificial machine survived . After some years, the women develop a eco-civilization, smooth and respectable. As women not have mean of transport, and as the gravity is low, they use men as horses. Etc.
This is only a synopsis, and can have weak sides, but this is a my old fantasy, from my childhood.

Last edited by caballito (2009-09-26 14:43:40)

I've got a question for You, and all other real women; what kind/type of guy would you like the most to see being ridden? Is he the same kind of guy, whom you yourself would like to ride the most?